Paul Host Havens DeJavu Lounge's blog: "Straight Talk"

This is just an email i received yesterday I thought was funny..

Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in
    Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100. 
    The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. 
     
    The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I
    have some bad news, the mule died last night." 
     
    Curtis &Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." 
     
    The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." 
     
    They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." 
     
    The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead
    mule?" 
     
    Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off." 
     
    The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" 
     
    Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's
    dead!" 
     
    A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy at the
    Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.

    "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"


    They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." 
     
    Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and
    made a profit of $998." 
     
    The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?" 
     
    Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his
    two dollars back." 
     
    Curtis and Leroy now work for the government. 
     
    They're overseeing the Bailout Program. 
     
     
    Limit all US politicians to two terms. 
    One in office 
    One in prison 
    Illinois already does this!