SOOOOoooo....here is MY contribution to the *biker rap*....This is NOT for the faint at heart....so if you're easily offended....DO NOT read this....LMAOO!! (now....let's see YOUR best biker rap....OrNot....LOL)...
Big old biker rollin down the road....swervin & swayin' to miss a toad....got around the corner and what did he see....some big ass chick wearin' boots to her knees....tried to flag the biker for a ride on back....dude kept rollin..he never looked back....next ride passed and it blew on by....bitch shot the finger with the devil in her eye....she kept on walkin on down the road....and on her mind..PIE ALA MODE! Biker dude took a different way home....afraid that gorilla chick was still on the roam....and what do ya know the next day he sees....the hitch hikin chick down on her knees....THEN he knew..without a doubt....it wasn't his bike..but his money and clout....he hooked up later with all his boys....and mentioned that chick and her kinky toys....most broads hitch hike with a thumb..wearin' hose....THIS chick held up her BIG DILDO!!!!!...Love ya Fubar Friends...