Hillary and Bill at a baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first
row, with the Secret Service agents directly behind them. One of the
Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at
the agent, and shakes his head.
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was at the unanimous request of
the entire team, from the owner on down to the bat boy.
Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him
the fans would love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's what the people
want." With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the
seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall
onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "I'll kill you! You @#$!
&&&&&&&&*%$%**!!!..
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering,
hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.
Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the
agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much
everyone would enjoy that!
Noticing his agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Mr. President, Sir, I said they wanted you to throw
out the first "Pitch".
