What started this stupid thread was the fact that I read my Bio-rhythms on the computer today. It said, "your energy is 66% you can safely do all the things you wish."
Yes. Well, that was bad news because what it should have said is, “You will feel like doing the washing up this evening.”
It is funny that I think energy is physical, well it seems not and time immemorial when the energy level is high, I do the washing up in the evening. I don't say that I wash the grill pan out, that is the last straw, and tonight it especially is because it is freezing. .
Which reminds me, I have lost weight. Yes, I am now getting quite shrivelled and wrinkly because as you know putting on weight is cheaper than buying expensive moisturisers which keep wrinkles at bay. So the once bursting and blooming face is now withered and shivered.
The happy news is that I have managed to get into my old jeans and so last week I went out for the evening in jeans for the first time in two years and nine months. That was cause for celebration and while everyone else was feeling blessed in their glitzy black numbers, I looked totally scruffy next to them but at least I was happy.
You cannot imagine what it is like to do something you never thought would do again.
So, anyway, for the first time in my life I cooked mange touts or slim peas to you. Then I cooked sweet snap peas not forgetting runner beans. So there you have it a slimmer's dinner. That might not seem much to shout about because I have cooked runner beans before without sweat but I have never cooked this triple dish of delight together in the same pan in the same day. Yes, they were cooked in my new, sooper dooper, stainless steel steamer and not a plug in sight. It is a basic pan and very shiny and flash it is too. That is the reason for the washing up, it has to be said, because, as they are still shiny and new, I don't leave them over night - I don't care what the label says, nothing is like it used to be, stainless is not spotless. OK, I admit to leaving them one night and the next morning the bottom was internally spotted. It did eventually all come out in the wash but that took several weeks of elbow grease to remove.
This takes us so far away from the three bio's.
I see that the loft ladders are down so I can only assume then that he who has stopped tutting is up there looking for a bit to get his bios up and running. The live biological bacteria died a death and as for the bio-rhythms.
Well, I reckon that has to be an hour of topical tripe.
