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NikkiRogers's blog: "Typical me"

created on 01/21/2007  |  http://fubar.com/typical-me/b46908

BMW to the rescue??

No living being or indeed person that has ever lived upon this earth has ever been completely perfect (with the possible debatable exception of Jesus Christ.) We all- me included have our very own unique flaws and weaknesses and these are balanced and compensated for by our desirable attributes. To be perfectly honest I’d actually prefer my friends and family as they are. Imperfect. I am not perfect, I don’t expect anyone else to have lived their entire life without making a single solitary mistake and I believe if we were all perfect this life would be incredibly boring. Life is after all about meeting new challenges and discovering ways to overcome them by learning and evolving. As any of my friends and family will tell you one of my most frequently recurring bad habits is speeding. Recently (earlier today to be perfectly blunt and honest) I was cruising along at 80 MPH and to my deep horror I was actually caught by a police car situated in a hidden location. So accepting the fact I’d been caught I stopped my bike, got off, put my gloves and helmet on the floor neatly and stood looking at my feet attempting to appear as though I was sincerely sorry for what I had done as the policeman approached. As he advanced I became aware of a faint screeching sound that became progressively louder. To my surprise a BMW then appeared taking the corner sideways (literally sideways) before vanishing in to the distance. Still a few feet from me the policeman looked at me, looked at the disappearing BMW, wagged his finger at me (didn’t even utter a single solitary word) then leapt back in to his car and took off after the BMW. Who would have ever suspected a BMW of coming to my rescue?
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