Well this week for me in my short standup career I had a bad week. First, I blew my set in Baton Rouge and then I did Lucy's last night and bombed. It is a stark and extreme conrast to last week when I nailed it both nights.
The set in Baton Rouge happened when I forgot to mention my kitten killing at the beginning of the set and when I went into a joke where I was talking about killing kittens, I realised that I hadn't given the explaination and ended up back tracking. It happens and I'm still new at this comedy thing. I just have to lick my wounds, realise I fucked up, work harder next time, and move on.
Last night at Lucy's had a bad omen to it. I had a tough time getting an internet connection established plus the voice feature on yahoo messenger didn't want to cooperate. Then when it came to me to do my set, I went on after a vet of several years and I'm only a vet of two months. That's a tough act to folow along with a tough crowd. I'm upset about bombing, but also it's ok. I find it to be humbling and shows me that I need to work on my act, my whole act.
I could use my distractions of the week (a loss of a friend from high school, my college graduation, my possibility of going into the national guard as a 2nd LT) as reasons, but that would be excuses and there is no room for excuses. I bombed and thus I go back and work harder.
Ido wish you all a happy holiday season, however, beware of a man in a red suit who breaks into houses and leaves things. He gave me underwear one year when I asked for a Victoria's Secret model. Thus I say Santa was naughty and was an asshole that year.
I heard that Rudolph is recovering nicely after an incident with an electric fence. Aparantly his whole body glowed as a result and he should be ok for his anual trek around the world. His gf however has an ass that now glows and she's staying with him despite the red ass.
Well, it's time for me to kick back and kill a few kittens and share some egg nog with my pets. J I love you.
Gator
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