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...and the Devil is a Hawaiian shirt. Or maybe a tube top. Or perhaps spandex... *chuckles* Well...if God IS a sock, I guess that would explain why my prayers to hit the lottery were never answered. I was praying to the wrong place. So, if God is a sock, would that make your sock drawer a holy place? A church per se? Because if that is the case, I'd like to start church services...and the donation box is right as you walk in. Maybe I could become the first Sock televangelist, and broadcast live from my sock drawer. Call 1-800-GOD-SOCK, and send in those donations, Folks...and I'll heal all your ills in the name of Hanes knee-highs! Hmmm...and that brings up another question...there are MANY socks in the sock drawer. Obviously, the others MUST be FALSE socks...Which one is God? Is he in MY sock drawer, or in someone else's? Or perhaps God is the missing sock you always end up having with after you go to the laundromat? (Nahhh...can't be. The missing socks in the laundry aren't really lost. They've been redeemed and called home. :p) Hmmm...alot of parallelisms of comparing the sock drawer to the viewpoints of how religion is looked at...!
*chortles*
~Wyld
