Cleansing Sins
Henry goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father,
for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different
women."
The priest says, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into
a glass and drink the juice without pausing."
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"
"No," replies the priest. "But it'll wipe that silly
grin off your face."
