While walking through the Colorado woods a man came upon
another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity what the heck are you doing? "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious the man says, "Well, OK." He wrapped
his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.
With this the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took
his wallet, jewelry, and car keys, stripped him naked, and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this
guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the
hell happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got
there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook
his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him
gently behind the ear, and said, "This just ain't gonna be your
day, Cupcake."
