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Sharkfin's blog: "Chaos"

created on 10/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/chaos/b9661
You know you can tell a lot about a person from what hazards they deal with on a daily basis. Like California deals with Earth Quakes, Nevada deals with drought. Michigan deals with pot-holes…(and crazy Illinois and Indianans) While Tennessee deals with Aggressive Raccoons…yes…just ask their Basketball coach who apparently was saving her dog from a crazed Raccetty-coon I love calling them Racketty-Coons because they walk goofy…anyway I digress…Who in their right mind decides to wrestle with a Raccoon anyway? NOT ME! Those goofy critters have nails and teeth as long as long can be…How about Floridians who deal with Bull Sharks and Hurricanes? I know New Orleans I know…it doesn’t quite tell the tale. But Florida still has shark problems here is one, A dog is recovering after a Florida Keys carpenter dove in to save his pet from a shark. Greg LeNoir said he took his 14-pound rat terrier Jake for a daily swim at a marina Friday. The five-foot shark suddenly surfaced and grabbed nearly the entire dog in its mouth. LeNoir said he yelled, then balled up his fists and dove headfirst into the water. He hit the shark in the back and the creature finally let go of the dog. Man and dog made it safely back to shore. The dog suffered bite wounds but was not critically injured. Who does that? No No No not biting the dog, I mean who jumps in water and wrestles a shark for a Rat Dog? Not me, happy dinning my toothy friend I know who is at home in their environment and as much as I call myself a scuba diver and swim like a fish I know which fish has bigger teeth! Where was I? Oh yeah States and areas that have hazards people deal with on a daily basis. How about Missouri Twisters, Twister ally, now there is a fun ride. New York…deals with New Yorkers…Just kidding…However I joke about these hazards but to people who live in those areas and other areas I have not mentioned it is real and it is daily and we on the outside sitting and watching say…you can have it…but in al reality those of us that deal with that stuff, would not really know how to act now would we? Well That is all I have for today. I wish you a fabulous day, a Fabulous night and whether or not you live in hazard county or wrestle sharks, raccetty-coons or take an occasional rise on a twister from St. Louis to Cincinnati, I wish you all a fantastic Hump day, oh and GOOD MORNING to you… I love using Raccetty-Coon it just sorta rolls off your tongue. Not the Raccoon mind ya, those things bite! A huge hug and many pats …. Shoot I should write a children’s book…Call it Raccetty-Coon wrestles Bull Shark. Mart
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