Dear Fucker
You are my fucken friend and i hope u know thats true, no matter wut da fuck happens i will stand da fuck by u, i will fucken be there for u, whenever the fuck u need me, to lend a fucken hand, to do a fucken good deed, so fucken call on me, whenever da fuc u need me, fuck i will always be there, even to the bitter fucken end, send this promise to all your fucken friends to sho your fucken friendship and watch who sends it da fuc bac to u and if they dont send it back, FUCK THEM