Considering I turn the big old 35 today, so as a Birthday Present to myself, I wish to declare my candidacy, for the President of...
NOTHING!
My first act in office will be to do nothing. It will be followed by even more acts of nothing, as I promise nothing and will deliver exactly that--nothing! I guarantee that I will tax you nothing. I guarantee a balanced budget of nothing spent and nothing earned. In fact, the budget will have nothing to it, and it will take nothing to understand it.
In the past there have been the Do-Nothings, the Know-Nothings, and they were just pretenders, because in the end they actually did something.
I'm the real nothing. If you elect me President of Nothing then I guarantee you that I will serve my term as best I can, which is to do nothing.
Tannim '08: Vote for Nothing, because it's better than anything we got now!
My name is Tannim, and I did nothing to approve this message...
