Why the sun lightens or hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women cannot put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?"
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do a practice?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid uses real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitos?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the same material as the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why they call the airport a terminal if flying is so safe?
Why drugstores make sick people walk to the back of the store to get meds while healthy people can get their cigarettes at the front?
If con is opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
Why we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
