WARNING!!!! NOT FOR THE MENTALLY ILL!!
MAY CONTAIN HARSH LANGUAGE AND REALLY BAD IDEAS THAT YOU SHOULD NOT TRY AT HOME, LIKE SKINNING CATS WITH YOUR TEETH AND BLOWING AIR UP A DOBERMAN'S ASS WITH A HAIR DRYER.
If you have read my Chronicles before then it may already be too late for you. I apologize for the lateness of this disclaimer. Although it is better late than never, I feel as though I should have warned people sooner about "Random thoughts from a TwIsTeD mind". If you are a mentally ill individual, as most of my derelict friends are (you are all sick people that are more than likely beyond any help, I love you all), then it is probably NOT a good idea for you to read these articles as they could worsen the situation. Of course it has GOT to be funny as hell when you talk to your shrinks! If you could put it on video I'd love to get a copy.
Also, if you are in perfect mental health, then PLEASE STOP NOW BEFORE ANY DAMAGE IS DONE!!!
Of course there are those of whose mental status has been affected by my rantings, some for the worse (I can't forget about the woman I love), some for the gooder. For those who now suffer from labity due to my own personal labity, you are welcome. Oh, wait, I mean, damn that sucks.