Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....
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>> A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
>>friends.
>> Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered
>>that they both
>> brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the
>>fourth and fifth
>> grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken
>>sandwich.
>> He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it
>>anymore?"
>> She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
>>
>> "Why?" he asked.
>> She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little
>>feathers down there!"
>> "Let me see" he said.
>> "Okay" and she p ulled up her skirt.
>> He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more
>>chicken."
>> He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut
>>butter. He said
>> to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm
>>starting to get feathers
>> down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his
>>pants for her!
>>
>> She said "Oh, my Gosh, it's too late for you! You've already got the
>>NECK and GIZZARDS!!!
