So my dad finally bought me an extention cord, so I can simultaneously watch TV and chat it up on the computadore.
And guess what I got to watch!?
The Simple Life: 'Til Death, Do Us Part. aka, the greatest show on earth. aka, my beautiful girlfriend's show.
So in this specific episode, Paris was planning the wedding of her two lesbian hosts. :D yay!
So she invited a few bands to audition for the bride and bride. A mariachi, and death metal band, and to my utterly orgasmic delight... Micky Avalon!!!
And that's the end of my story. Well, I guess it isn't. While watching the most wonderful 30 minutes on all television, I saw a very naughty commercial. Now... they actually played this... yes, during prime time, but my goodness people! It's a friggen discount designer clothes shop! Not SexToys 'R' Us...
But I'll include it because I know you are all pervs. Me included. So enjoy it. Cherish it. Possibly touch yourself to it. I know that's what I'll be doing in 5 and a half seconds.
So, without further ado...
the next deposit to your spank bank:
If you notice, too... this sort of says (at least to me) that I'd be having more fun without the clothes? I'm so lost.
