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I guess it wasn't about my current status at all. It was the movie quotes I had posted "minutes" before. Also, why everything was deleted was a question never answered, but I didn't feel like asking again.

The movie quotes were from The Other Guys, which I was watching at the time. People that find "I feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina" and "I hope you like prison.. and penis!" offensive are people that I just cannot be friends with. We have nothing in common. If you're on my friends list already and think I'm disgusting, do us a favor and delete me now because I will only get worse with age.

"..Post your tits, vag and cock pics... but DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM IN STATUS! THIS IS NOT A PORN SITE!.." like Dr. Black says pretty much sums it up.

You guys are definitely cracking me up with your status posts, though. You all get cookies if I get an address. =P