NTZ's blog: "A Return Of Thought"

It shouldn't take someone a long time to order at a fast food joint, you really dont have that much to choose from. You should know already what you getting. Take any burger joint, you have about 6 to 8 different versions of burgers.  Maybe 1 to 3 different versions of chicken sandwhiches.  A fish sandwich.  Chicken nuggets or tenders or strips and a salad.  That's basically it.  Just pick a number. Close your eyes and point at the menu.  Choose that one.  No matter how you do it, it shouldn't take that long to order from a fast food joint. Dont get me started on a chicken place. You're just choosing the part of the chicken, the side(s), and the drink. Get in, order, and move to the side.  What's worse is those who are waiting in line and still dont know what they are getting by time they get to the counter.  One of the most easiest things in the world to do is order from a fast food joint.  Then you have those who bring the whole family to the counter, and 2 of them have no idea telling the one oh just get me whatever. Really?  Ok, get them water.  Keep it moving.  There is a long line of cars in the drive thru wasting gas, a long line in here, people at the fountain drink machine on their second refill waiting on their order and you have no idea what you getting? Damn.

I love when the drive thru is packed.  A long ass line of cars starting from the window, wrapping around the restaurant, inching into the road and all of them cut off their cars hoping they are saving gas. Dont you love it when the car in front of you gets frustrated and leaves after already ordering.  They try to hand you their food.  No i didnt order, but dont let that food waste i'll take it. Then it always be the one who only ordered large fries and a drink. When you see a long line of cars, you know its going to be a long wait.  Go inside if that's what you're ordering. You can get in the drive thru line, look inside and see how many are inside ordering and if not much just park right there in line and run in. Fuck everyone behind you, go inside for fries and a drink. The drive thru is for families.  The middle age woman with 3 kids.  The drive thru is for her. She dont want to leave the kids in the car. She dont want to take them inside.  They wont stop fighting.  Her husband at work and when he's home he doesnt kiss her like he use too.  She's frustrated.  The drive thru is for her. Dont waste her time ordering large fries with a drink and then pulling away.  Wait wait, do it.

Honestly I have no idea why i'm talking about fast food.  I try to keep myself from going to them because I never spend anything less than 6 dollars.  I'm forced to order large because if you order the regular combo you're getting the small fries. Same burger you got 5 to 10 years ago but the fries are less and the price is higher. I make it as easy as possible for any place not to fuck up my order.  I get it how it is, and yet something is messed up.  You order coke and got tea. Order large and they handing you a medium drink through the window. Ummm....naw baby.  I said large. You asked for nothing off your burger and yet you're missing tomatos, lettuce, and stuff.  You end up with a whopper with just mustard and ketchup. One, who in the hell is ordering a whopper like that?  They should be banned from Burger King.  Get a kids meal. Dont waste meat like that! Two, Burger King is only good for the whooper and the chicken sandwich.  They have nothing else worth eating. Everything else taste like shit. Even the fries at times. If I dont have a taste for a whopper, i'm not going to Burger King. They are the worse of the burger joints and I dont eat McDonalds, yet i'll choose them over Burger King. KFC is the worse of the chicken joints. You know i'm right.

Ok i'm done, I have no idea what got me started but i'm done. By the way, going off target or maybe not.  Fast food sometimes equal fat people.  So can i call myself a HHH?  Huge Handsome Hunk? Can I use that to describe me?  Big Bulky Boy?  Massive Man Meat?  Large Lusty ....Lad? Hmm, yeah i'm done.