The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You
>>>Can Be THE Man Of Your House.'
>>>
>>>He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on,
>>>you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is
>>>Law.
>>>
>>>You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
>>>eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
>>>
>>>After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will
>>>have the kind of sex that I want.
>>>
>>>Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
>>>will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
>>>
>>>Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
>>>
>>>Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
>>>
>>>
>>>The wife replied, 'The fuckin' funeral director would be my first
>>>guess.'
