In my last rant I talked about free will so now I'm gonna create my own set of crimes, like hate crimes or sex crimes, except my branch of crimes is going to center around your ability to do whatever it is you want, I'm going to call them free will crimes. Anything you do, that goes against natures plan, smoking, drinking, fucking with a condom on, and so on. So if you commit free will crimes, turn yourselves in to my court of free will and you shall be acquitted.
