If you are on Fubar more than 2 hours a day...
If you have neglected housework....
If you have told yer kids 'just a second'
If you have stopped watching your fave tv shows...
If you have ever set your status to 'BRB' for just goin pee!...
If you have gotten upset, when you arent their #1 friend...
If you have tried and tried and tried...to logon, when the site was down, and called someone to see what was wrong.....
When your mate had to pry you away....
If the Human Services have ever pryed you away.....
If your kids have ever asked whats for dinner....and 3 days later, you say...Huh?
If your kid has ever said 'Mom' or 'Dad'...more than 21 times in a row....
If you have ever delayed, or forgotten to masterbate.....
If you just 'stopped' lookin at boobs....
If youve ever said, "39 11's left, I just cant do it!"
If youve ever watched a downrater go rate you to see when they would stop.....
When your kids tell you, Mom, Dad...Im graduating in an hour!
You need to take a good look!
Fubar Reality....Dont make it your whole life!
Family ALWAYS comes 1st!!!!
Remember that! 
