Demi's blog: "funny shit"

A fly was flying along when he saw a stream wth a rock. He thought if i land on that 
rock i will have me a good rest, but he didn't see the fish in the water . The fish said if 
the fly comes down and lands on the rock i will have me a fly supper, but the fish 
didn't see the bear behind him. The bear said if the fly goes down, the fish will come 
up and i will have a fish supper, but the bear didn't see the man behind him. The man 
said if the fly goes down, the fish will come up and the bear will go down and i will 
stand up and shoot the bear and i will have a bear skin rug, but the man didn't see 
the rat behind him. the rat said if the fly goes down, the fish will come up, the bear 
will go down, the man will stand up and the cheese sandwhich will fall out of his 
pocket and i will have a cheese sandwhich supper, but the rat didn't see the cat 
behind him. The cat said if the fly goes down, the fish will come up, the bear will go 
down, the man will stand up, the rat will go down and i will have a rat supper.  The fly 
went down, the fish came up, the bear went down, the man stood up, the cheese 
sandwhich fell on the ground, the rat went down, the cat tried to get the rat and 
missed and fell into the water. Now the moral of this story is .....when the fly goes 
down the pussy gets wet.