>>>>New Pledge of Allegiance!
>>>> Since the Pledge of Allegiance
>>>> and
>>>> The Lord's Prayer
>>>> are not allowed in most
>>>> public schools anymore
>>>> Because the word "God" is mentioned....
>>>> A kid in Arizona wrote the attached
>>>> NEW School prayer.
>>>> I liked it.
>>>> Now I sit me down in school
>>>> Where praying is against the rule
>>>> For this great nation under God
>>>> Finds mention of Him very odd.
>>>> If Scripture now the class recites,
>>>> It violates the Bill of Rights.
>>>> And anytime my head I bow
>>>> Becomes a Federal matter now.
>>>> Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
>>>> That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
>>>> The law is specific, the law is precise.
>>>> Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
>>>> For praying in a public hall
>>>> Might offend someone with no faith at all.
>>>> In silence alone we must meditate,
>>>> God's name is prohibited by the state.
>>>> We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
>>>> And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
>>>> They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
>>>> To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
>>>> We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
>>>> And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
>>>> It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,
>>>> We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.
>>>> We can get our condoms and birth controls,
>>>> Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
>>>> But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
>>>> No word of God must reach this crowd.
>>>> It's scary here I must confess,
>>>> When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
>>>> So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
>>>> Should I be shot; My soul please take!
>>>> Amen