Polite Way to Pee
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> During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
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> manners, asked her students the following question:
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> "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
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> lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
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> Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
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> The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."
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> "What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
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> Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
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> I'll be right back."
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> "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom
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> at the dinner table."
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> "And you, little Eddie, can you tell us how you would handle this?"
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> "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
to
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> shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
introduce
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> you to after dinner."
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> The teacher fainted....
