Will Survive...
SING IT GIRLS!!!
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches,
Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just
waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are,
another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and
All you've brought was a French Fry!
I should have known it Was bullshit,
just your sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda
lurking deep within those jeans!
Go on no w - go, !
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches,
then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a prick to think I
wouldn't find out for myself!?
Don't You know we're only joking when
we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive!
I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
With a handful of latex
and my friend with multi-speeds!
I will survive!
I will survive!
Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw Your little weiner
standing tall and proud!
But to hell with Your ego
and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all My lovin'
for a cordless multispeed!
Go on now - go, !
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches,
then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a prick to think I
wouldn't find out for myself!?
Don't You know we're only joking when
we say size don't count??!!
I will survive!I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive!
I will survive!
Hey! Hey!
