This year for Halloween, I am going to go with non-traditional types of scares for the kids. I have put up signs like:
Your parents secretly find you a burden and wish they could be rid of you.
Children in 41 other countries are better in math and science than you.
Someone you are going to school with today will end up in the prison system.
Obesity is the number one killer in America, ask for more candy!
There is little you can do to change your station in life, you will be as poor or poorer than your parents.
Happy Halloween Kids!