Hats, today’s missive is about hats. Why we wear them, some that look excellent and come on what are you thinking…Ok before I get too far Good Morning and how ya doing? I am good, other then the fact some people don a hat for no other reason then to be cool or think they are. Case in point: If you wear a hat to be cool at least wear a hat that fits, ok? I mean wearing a hat two sizes too big, is just stupid. Makes you look gansta and you aint! I had to throw in aint for the gansta bit. It is last year and out of here forget the look it is not working. Ok here is another peeve and I should change this missive to things about people who wear hats that piss me off. If the bill of the hat is flat… take the dang thing off and make it round. Nothing bites my bullet more then a flat bill of a hat on a person wearing it sideways…it aint working! There is that aint again…Nothing peeves my but more then someone using the word aint because it aint a word! Wow, I best climb down on the soap box, I am scared of heights. Ok so no flat bill hats no hats two big for your head and wear the dang thing with the bill in front like it was intended to be worn. …does that about cover it?...No!!!! Those people who wear USC hats and do not know what USC stands for or what the heck the school sports program they are wearing for take it off.. It is not working… just because it looks in to be wearing a USC hat doesn’t make it right. Oh and those who wear a certain college or baseball team and how about the foreigners wearing NYY hats… oh man that erks my butt to no means… Come on wear a Sony Hat or Kawasaki or Yamaha just don’t wear a New York Yankees hat because you think it is cool. And make sure the dang thing fits! I would rather see thirteen thousand Mickey Mouse hats being worn then another damn Yankees hat… No pun intended for Southerners still hating Northerners for us kicking your asses way back when either… We are coming down at an alarming rate and you can’t stop us… neener neener nee.. Yeah I know a bit childish… but I am on a roll. The main point is this if you wear a ball cap, a sports team at least be a fan of that team or put on a plain color, pastille or something just have a point to wearing it. Ok now sexy hats are this and I may be old and out dated but a Beret hat on a woman is the sexiest hat yet. And still is. Hats do accessorize many outfits and I do not care if you are Minnie Pearl or Minnie Mouse a hat on a woman is the sexiest thing I know other then…. Well I won’t go there.. But hats do make the finish touch but, don’t wear one because it is the in thing to wear a ball cap two sizes too big on sideways and flat brimmed with sparkles on it… please!
Enough about hats, My computer is fixed and DELL came through with flying colors, yeah DELL!!! No flat brimmed hats.. curve that rascal. Enough is enough
Have a wonderful day
A huge hug and assorted…pats
The cat in the hat even looks better then that damned NYY hat on a Japanese tourist!
Mart
