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So...there's this 33 y/o woman that's never been married, never had kids and still lives with her parents. One day, her mom walks in on her as she's getting herself off with a toy. "OMG what are you doing in my house?".."Mom, I'm 33, never married and I live with you guys. Leave me be with my privacy, and please, knock next time." A few days later, her dad walks in on her doing the same thing. "What are you doing?!?!" "Dad, I'm 33, never married and I live with you guys. Please let me have my privacy!!" She and her mom go out shopping and come back one day to find her dad sitting on the couch with her vibrator on the table in front of him flopping around. "DAD?!?!?!?! What are you doing?!?!!" "I'm spending time with my son-in-law. Do you mind?"
