Classifieds: Help Wanted
Wanted: Hitman. Experience a must! Must posess stealth capabilities with ninja skills, and the ability to see imaginary myths.{a plus if you don't own a shadow}. Target: Murphy of "lets make your life miserable incorporated." This not so law abiding figment of our imaginatiion must not't like music, explaing why my tuner/receiver starts smoking, then fails to pleasure my listening experience. Time means nothing to this gremlin of missfortune either, unless Father time was bored out of his mind {wich seems hard to beleive since his is busy every second of every day.} and snatched my watch of my wrist for the viewing pleasure of me trying to find the microscopic pin holding it all together. Being an ilegitament conjure apearently from a baker is his "go-to" crime, what did bread do to you? Just because It's dropped it doesn't give the prankster the right to always have it land prepared side down. Use caution, make sure your shoes are tied. Bring the least amount of "tools" as possible, and the transportation of choice should be brand new. For your own safety try not to think too much in advance or he will get you. Please let me know when this is acheived for I would like to be the one to give the eulogy and tell his step parents { Mr. Fate and Mrs. Destiny} they did a terrible job in raising Probability's older brother. Thank you and Good Luck.
"Danny Legend"
