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I'm gonna enter an auction. I normally don't do them but...I figured why not

I need your help. First off, I need to choose an image and don't know which one to use. Perhaps my default? My wheaties pic? My moobs? I dunno

I also need to offer stuff, and I have no clue what to offer. Any advice or demands would be very much appreciated.

Thank you, and have a wonderful day