I have never been to a hillbilly funeral before and 1 day ago I finally got to go to one. It was really different. No one was crying in fact everyone was eating and dancing and playing lookin at pictures and remanecing. This was just so unreal. Usually when you go to a funeral everyone cries and talks and boohoo's and the family stands in a line while all of us walk through and give condolences. This was just out of the ordinary weird. Like everyone was happy that this person has past on. I wonder if they just pushed his body down into a revine. Just kidding I know that they cremated him and he wanted his remains to go to newyork city but his wife said that aint gonna happen. Then she went in to the house by the church and grabbed a cup of coffee for me. It was a really weird day for me. I really felt sad though, her husband used to give me crap about sex all the time in town when I would see him and he is an ex alcoholic. He was a nice guy when I met him I am glad that I didn't know him when he was an alcy.
