My horoscope for today...
Pisces - You are so screwed! I'd say go back to bed but you could stand to lose weight. Might want to try some raw eggs and hope for salmonella. Romantically, just look in the mirror and you'll see why we need not go there. A friend will stop by. He only wants his drill back though, so don't consider it company. This is the day you should buy a lottery ticket! No, you don't have a chance in hell of winning, but the money goes to education, which is better than anything you would spend it on.
