How to Understand Women
1. She is always ahead of your lies or games.
2. Never think you are going out smart her.
3. Always surrender to her will.
4. Always hand over you paychecks before she holds her hand out for it or ask for it.
5. Never cheat on her, because she got the whore number already.
6. Never think sweet talk will get her into you bed.
7. Never laugh at her crying to sad a movie, even it’s for the dumb of reason to cry too.
8. Never ask her for more.
9. When that time of month….sleep on the floor and act like sleeping dog.
10. Tapping her fingers or foot….run for the flower store fast.
11. Never forget you first date, firs kiss…oh hell the first time you made love to her, because she will never let you forget you forgot it.
12. Beg forgiveness upon each morning as you rise from bed, even if you never done anything.
13. Always thank for being with you.
14. Never ever let your cell phone be out of her reach.
15. Never demand or ask for sex when she is not in the mood.
16. Always let her be the boss in and out of your house.
17. Take you ass beating like man not like wimp dog crying for his mother to come rescue him.
18. Never ever draw back to hit, if she is the kitchen….too many weapons at her convenience.
19. Always love her mother, even if the woman is demon from hell.
20. Never ever flirt, date or fuck her sister, friends or mother. (even if the mother is finer than your girlfriend)
21. Never leave up the toilet seat.
22. Never say another woman name as you making love to her.
23. Never ever be caught with your dam pants down in the act with another woman or man.
24. Worship her like goddess and queen.
25. Never ever question her whereabouts, honor or love for you.
26. Never check up on her.
27. Never look at her mail, phone or listen to private messages on her answering machine. (only if you don’t live with her this rule applies)
28. She wants to talk….best you pull up a chair or offer her your lap to listen to her or else your sorry ass in outside in the dog house.
29. Cooking, cleaning and taking trash…will shit man that is man guilty of something. Always let her tell you. Never just do it…(but this can be taken either way)so warned.
30. Pray for another day of life.
©2007 Firestar
