ALL these things i try to do
they don't made a damn to you
You just turn and walk away
or stand there laughing in my face.
Maybe if i where more athletic
in the gym six times a week
or maybe you'd prefer a scholor
instead of me your current comic geek.
Maybe if i where a famous author
four best sellers and the cover of News week
maybe then you would love me
and the prospect for romance wouldn't look so bleak
What if i was a famous banjoist
and drove my tractor on the street
twanggin and banggin on my banjo
and sing sappy songs of you and me
but alas i can't play the banjo
and i hope my rhyme has let you see
playing the banjo is for losers
and that is something i could never be........
