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created on 04/25/2011  |  http://fubar.com/ask-the-ninja/b340747  |  75 followers

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Dear Ninja,
 
Is being fumarried to some one the same as having a physical realtions with someone. just asking because i had a woman say that all because i fumarried someone she went and had a physical relations with someone. she did it to get back at me for fumarring someone else. she calls it the same. i dont. just wondering what you think.
 
Fumarrying Friend
 
 
Dear fumarrying friend,
 
Some of us know that people can be fumarried to someone they are not in a relationship with. The rest of the people are idiots.
 
To assume that someone is involved with their fuspouse as more than a friend is just plain stupid. There is a large segment of the fu-population that sticks to only being fu-linked to someone they don't want to stab once a week. That way, there's not "OH MY GOD YOU BLINGED THAT WHORE?" shoutbox messages from a psycho girl. Nor is there they crazy stalkers all up in your kool-aid.
 
From experience, fumarrying friends = low to no drama from your spouse. There are exceptions for those that make stupid video blogs, but those are the exception and not the rule. Also, fudivorce from a food friend is painless. Usually a small, "hey, I'm buying a divorce" is all it takes, and you're still cool.
 
The girl you were talking to is just a whore to assume such nonsense and go out and screw someone because of it. Especially if there was no sign of a relationship change for either party.
 
Kick the girl to the curb and find one that's not an idiot and a skank.
 
Good Luck
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