You know how you send out flowers for Anniversaries or Birthdays?
Or maybe some meat and cheese? Maybe even fruit?
Well, I've developed a business plan that will put ALL of those to shame!!
Porn in a Basket!
A Basket of porn.
No, not candy, not candles....PORN!
You get 5 to 6 RECENT releases by some of the best contract girls in the business.
For an additional charge, you can substitute the contract girls for amature.
Cuz I know some of you people like the amature stuff ;)
Along with the movies there's a bottle of lube, some tissue, a Bullet, nipple clamps and babywipes!
All in one convienent basket.
A Basket 'O Porn!
$59.99 plus S&H.
You can even make payments!
It comes delivered in a cardboard box for your privacy.
Don't want grandma checkin out your basket!
Your Basket 'O Porn!
We even use recycled children's Easter baskets.
You know, for the environment and junk.
Call now!!
1-800-Dirty-Baskets
-REL