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SherBear's blog: "jokes"

created on 10/23/2006  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b16843
Body: How City are you? [] I've been to Star bucks more than once in my life. [] I Shop at AE, A&F, or HCO [] I own 2 or more polo shirts [] I straighten or blow dry my hair on a daily basis. [x] I wear flip flops no matter what the weather [] I own an over sized pair of sunglasses [x] I own 1 or more pairs of ripped jeans [] I layer my shirts []I will do anything to get the best MySpace pic's [] I had a "MySpace mirror pic" [] When I'm not drinking star bucks I prefer water [] I get annoyed with tomboys [x] I own an over sized bag or purse [] I have seen episodes of Laguna Beach [] new addiction is 8th & Ocean or the Hills [] I say "lol" in every online conversation [x] I own tight jeans [] I wear large necklaces [] I own an iPod/mp3 player [x] Internet = survival [] One of the sports I play/played is football,Baseball,Basketball [x]Have more than 1 AIM screen name [x] I have said "lol" or "OMG!" in a real conversation. [] I like shopping. [x] I shop whenever I have a chance [] I own a bathing suit that cost 100 dollars or more. [] I have watched the Simple Life total=8 now add x's and multiply by 3 and for example put "I'm 24% city." ******************************************************* How COUNTRY Are You? Have you... [x] Ridden a horse [x] Own/Owned a horse [] Own/Owned land [x] Been 4 wheeling [x] said "ain' t" [] been cow-tipping [x] been deer hunting [x] been swimming in a lake [x] caught a fish [] skinned a deer( for those alaskans: skinned a moose) [x] have worked on a ranch or on land [x] have lived in a house in the middle of no where ] have been duck hunting [x] have went swimming in a river [] driven or have owned a truck [x] own a rebel flag [x] like to fish [x] have a funny accent (sometimes) [x] owned/own a pair of cowboy boots [x] own/owned a cowboy hat [x] own/have owned a big dog [x] say "Ya'll" sometimes [x] Have gotten made fun of for saying "Ya'll" [x] cuss when you're mad [] have dipped/dip snuff [x] have went/go to church on Sunday [x] owned/own a bird dog [] have ridden a horse to somewhere in town [x] have gone on a field trip to a farm/ranch [x] have eaten deer meat [] have shot a gun [] own a gun [] only when necessary park your vehicles in the yard. [] have gone shopping...for a gun [] get the kids in your family a toy gun for CHRISTMAS [] wear long sleeves even in the summer [x] have fed the deer or moose [] had dog named Bociefus, (not a dog but named a trailer that once) [x] know what a redneck is total=25 now add x's and multiply by 3 and for example put "I'm 75% country
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