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*** Dear Mcdonalds fries, yes, I know you miss me..I miss you too!! I miss you somethin fierce, but please understand, your jus TOO easy t'get... I need to respect myself, and right now, it just isnt safe for us to be together....sincerely yours. [send]
.......Dear Papa Johns, you KNOW you have my heart, right? I'm sayin, it gets wild every time you come through the door cause you always look so hot. And thats why I hafta back off for a while. Your jus too yummy for me to resist. Seriously, I'll eat you all night. But trust me, its for the best so we dont ruin a good thing. "mwuah." [send]
......Dear Whopper, You love it when I call you juicy, and I love the fact you let me have it my way....EVERY time!!...Thats some serious dedication right there. And I cant ignore the goodness....SPECIALLY when the beef gets up between those big beautiful buns. But Imma leave you alone for a while, cause your a whole LOT to handle, and its gettin harder for me to breathe around here. ....Its ok, ill be in touch. [send]
......Dear Wendy, Ok, look, you and me been messin around off and on for YEARS...You always winkin at me KNOWIN I want it. Every time I pick you up and bring you home, first thing YOU wanna do is whip out the cheese sauce....freaky redhead.....None the less, its quick, its good, and afterwards I clean up my wrappers then we go about our business. But the last time I ran into you, I sensed an attitude problem, and things got a lil TOO salty for me to stick around. So we need t'break it off for a minute before we BOTH do somethin we regret. I dunno bout you, but I aint tryna end up in the ER cause one of us slipped up and took it too far. I dig you, I DIG YOU, thats real talk!! But we jus - gotta - chillllllllll....aight? cool.......Now, LEMME'LONE,YA CRAZY BIFF!!!!! [send]...[TWICE]
..........................................Dear Miniwheats, sorry it took so long to get back to you. I had some things that needed taken care of........but its cool now. youve always treated me right. Your petite, but not too sweet, and never dull. not to toot my horn, but, you just crumble to pieces every time I come at you with my big spoon, hahaa......listen, Im free later on, and I cant wait to poor milk all over you before I dig in and slip you the banana. See you afterwhile!! Love ya, mini mama!! "mmmmm" ♥♥♥ [send]
