Kristen: She has wild nights at Best Buy/Rifling threw movies and games naked, roleplaying, hiding from the black drip from her coworkers/I record it all, smiling and terrified by how turned on she getsd me and how dangerous she is/ For XXXmas she gets promoted to a new department and I jump for joy when she brings me the latest 3D First Person Shooter Grand Theft Tetris Kill Santa game/ A KLos Bitch nametag firmly secured to my chest and killing Santa ive never felt so manly, or so aware that my balls could be crushed instantly should i dissapoint her