It's so cold in Minnesota....
-It keeps the riff raff out
-The biggest accomplishment of the day is getting your car started.
-Radio startions and bars hold contests to see who can best imitate the sound of a cab trying to start
-The for fun, we throw cups of hot water out out back doors to watch it crystallize in midair
-People move to Alaska because it's warmer
-They sometimes have to cancel winter survival classes.
-They cancel school and even funerals (the governor may even cancel school in the entire state!)
-People migrate south for the winter just like many birds (we even have a name for them- snowbirds)
-The #1 greeting is "cold enough for ya?"
-The #2 saying is "I can't wait until those darn mosquitoes get here, at least it;ll be warm.
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