YOU MIGHT BE A JARHEAD IF........
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> >1. You've ever used the term "Oohrah" in any context other than sarcasm.
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> >2. Your dream home is base housing.
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> >3. You've ever rolled pennies to buy beer on a weeknight.
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> >4. You've ever sold blood to buy beer.
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> >5. You've ever financed a tattoo.
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> >6. You met your wife at a strip joint.
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> >7. You and your roommate share the same woman.
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> >8. Your kid has a high & tight.
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> >9. You still have your full basic issue.
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> >10. Your boot polish doesn't come out of a bottle.
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> >11. Your cammies have more starch than your potatoes.
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> >12. You refer to McDonald's food as "chow."
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> >13. You've ever bought your girlfriend a "bag nasty."
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> >14. You've ever read your 'Battle Skills' book for fun.
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> >15. You still know all your General Orders.
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> >16. You refer to E-2s as "My PFC," or "Young Devil Dog."
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> >17. You call your friends "Devil Dog."
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> >18. Your #1 credit reference is UCDPP/DPP.
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> >19. You think your military training is seriously worth college credit.
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> >20. Your picture is outside the Career Planner's office.
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> >21. You have whitewalls on your head, but not your car.
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> >22. You don't drink on duty section.
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> >23. You have a star on your good cookie. (OR EVEN HAVE A GOOD COOKIE!)
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> >24. You consider going to the Roadhouse a night on the town.
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> >25. You think that officers fly planes because they are too stupid to work on them.
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> >26. You still know the words to the "Marine's Hymn."
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> >27. You say things are 'good to go,' or 'outstanding.'
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> >28. You haven't been laid in over a year.
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> >29. Your favorite game is Spades.
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> >30. You think stuff like this should be done on your own time.
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> >31. You still imitate your drill instructors.
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> >32. You do MCIs to better yourself.
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> >33. You call cadence to yourself.
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> >34. You get your haircut at the 7-Day Store.
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> >35. You've ever given a period of instruction.
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> >36. You've ever locked anybody on.
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> >37. You use CLP as cologne.
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> >38. You use Aqua Velva aftershave.
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> >39. You iron your coveralls.
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> >40. You have a dog named "Chesty."
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> >41. You have a blues cover in the back window of your car.
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> >42. You've ever done anything for love of Corps.
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> >43. You display your rank on the windshield of your car.
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> >44. You press your cammies an hour after you get them from the cleaners.
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> >45. You think the Air Force is nasty.
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> >46. You have a subscription to 'Leatherneck Magazine.'
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> >47. You use the term "hard charger" on a subject other than batteries.
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> >48. You think your unit doesn't PT enough.
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> >49. You think Motrin cures things.
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> >50. You wear your dog tags to the beach.
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> >51. You've ever worked on a Harrier and truly wanted to fix it.
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> >52. You still use any drill instructor clichés.
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> >53. You've ever been on a 3-day work detail picking up dead fish by hand out of a rancid lake under the hot August sun in Iwakuni. (You know why you are, stay strong my brothers.)
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> >54. All your underwear still has your laundry number on it.
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> >55. You stencil your name on your jeans.
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> >56. You refer to regular clothes as 'civvies.'
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> >57. You've ever ironed your sheets for field day.
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> >58. You practice rifle manual with a swab.
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> >59. You get your hair cut once a week.
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> >60. You've been to Whisper Alley.
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> >61. You've ever worn out an ironing board.
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> >62. You hang your dirty laundry from the foot of your bed.
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> >63. More than half of your wardrobe was purchased at the PX.
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> >64. You "quarter-deck" your kids.
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> >65. You practice line training on your wife.
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> >66. You argue with people about whether Paris Island or San Diego was better.
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> >67. You refer to your SNCOIC as 'Daddy.'
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> >68. You've ever called someone off leave for an up gripe.
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> >69. You use your sea bag as luggage when you go on leave.
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> >70. You have a picture of the Commandant in your room.
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> >71. You wear your wooly pully with Levis.
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> >72. You wear your all weather coat with regular clothes (or civvies).
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> >73. The horn on your car plays the 'Marine Hymn.'
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> >74. Your picture is outside the PX.
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> >75. You've ever starved until dinner because you woke up too late to go to the chow hall.
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> >76. You pick up a woman in a bar and she takes you to base housing.
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> >77. You stay there. (refer to #76)
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> >78. You have the misconception that you can kick someone's ass because they're in the Navy.
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> >79. If you've ever suggested that your unit goes on a hump.
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> >80. You've ever gone to a bar or dance club in your blues.
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> >81. You seriously think that your GI Bill will pay for your college education.
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> >82. You've ever slept with a WM.
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> >83. You take your 782 gear camping.
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> >84. You found CPL School motivating.
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> >85. You can be found in 'Shaboom's' or 'Texas Two Step' or the 'Driftwood' (Dirtwood") every weekend.
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> >86. You like 'Tun Tavern' Beer.
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> >87. You have a camouflage comforter on your bed.
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> >88. You keep MREs around just in case you get hungry.
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> >89. You go to the chow hall to meet women.
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> >90. You think people should be court-martialed for running into a building to avoid colors.
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> >91. You've ever had razor burn on your head.
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> >92. You signed the Chesty Puller stamp petition.
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> >93. You've ever used the term 'very well' in normal conversation.
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> >94. You call cadence during sex.