It was a hot day in Wisconsin
Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the
oven, and then went downtown to pick up some dry
cleaning.
"Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today," she mused to
herself as she walked down Main street. She passed a
tavern and thought, "Vy Nodt?"
So she walked in and took a seat at the bar.The
bartender walked up and asked her what she would like
to drink. "Ya know,"
Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a
cold beer."
Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.
Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und
how's yur viener?"
