Well, setting things on fire is fun. ALMOST as fun as kicking babies... but then again kicking babies is like, the most fun thing EVER. I also hate being ignored... or being thought of as a homosexual... which I'm not. Me being ignored is like beating a badger with a fish in a cage, not only is it retarded, but it serves no perpous, plus its not the kind of thing poeple want. The other day I saw a squirrel... it was an ALBINO squirrel... with lazers... that shot out of all 18 of its ungodly demon nipples. THEN I realised it wasn't a squirrel, but some kind of tentacle beast only seen in the most horrible pornographic films ever. I then ripped off my shirt and proceeded to make sweet love with it. Then we got married and I killed it with an evil lazer... that came from my penis.
