A woman went into a bar inTexas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped
Up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen, so she asked him if it
Was true what they said about men with big feet being well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, 'Sure is, li'l lady. Why don't you come on
Out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?'
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with
Him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, 'Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't
Nobody ever paid me for mah services before'
'Don't be flattered,' she said. 'Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.'
