Saturday, October 07, 2006
ladies enjoy
Eight Words with two Meanings
> > 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
> >Female..... Any part under a car's hood.
> >Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
> >
> >2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
> >Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
> >Male.... Playing football without a cup.
> >
> >3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
> >Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
> >Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.
> >
> >4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
> >Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
> >Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
> >
> >5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
> >Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
> >Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
> >
> >6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
> >Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
> >Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.
> >
> >7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
> >Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
> >Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
> >
> >8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
> >Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
> >Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.
> >AND;
> >He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it.
> >She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
> >
> >He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
> >She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while
I sit on the sofa and fart!
> >
> >He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?
> >She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
> >
> >He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
> >She said . . They don't have time
> >
> >He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
> >She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
> >
> >He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good- looking?
> >She said . . . They already have boyfriends.
> >
> >She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is
every night?
> >He said . . . A widow.
> >
> >He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
> >She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the
fridge.
> >
> >SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO
> >THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
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