Q: What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
A: A licker cabinet.
Q: What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A: A Klondyke.
Q: What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
A: Militia Etheridge.
Q: Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A: Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A: Fur Traders.
Q: What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A: A Lickalotapuss.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A: Well Hung.
Q: Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
Q: What do you call lesbian twins?
A: Lick-a-likes.
Q: What's the definition of confusion?
A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
Q: What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A: One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
Q: What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
A: 100 people that don't do dick.
