A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,
then calls the boy over and asks: " Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber.
"That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out
of the ice cream store.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead
of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar,
the game's over!"
