>THIS IS TRULY A GOOD LESSON TO ALWAYS REMEMBER!
>
>Eddie desperately wants to make love to the really
>cute, really hot girl, Gina, in his office.... but she
>is dating someone else.
>
>One day Eddie, terribly frustrated, says " Gina, I'll
>give you a $100 if you let me make love to you..."
>
>She stares at him & says
>
>"Are you out of your mind?"
>
>Eddie replies, "Look, I'll be really fast. I'll just
>throw the money on the floor; you bend down, and I'll
>finish by the time you've picked it up."
>
>Gina hesitates a moment; then says she'll ask her
>boyfriend, & see if he'll agree.
>
>So she calls him and explains the offer.
>
>Boyfriend says, "OK, but ask for $200; & then pick up
>the money really fast.
>He won't even be able to get his pants down.
>Call me back as soon as you get the money."
>
>So she agrees and accepts Eddie's proposition.
>
>Half an hour goes by, & no call from Gina.
>
>Too impatient to wait any longer, boyfriend calls her;
>
>"Well...? What the hell's going' on over there...?
>
>Breathing hard, Gina pants,
>"The bastard had all QUARTERS!"
>
>Lesson learned:
>
>Always consider a business proposition from all angles
>before getting screwed.
