Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
>One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
>The other replies, "Oh sure I do."
>The
>first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"
>The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."
>After a few moments, the first old lady asks,
>"Who drives you to the beach?"