Little Johnny and his neighbor, Suzy, are playing in the hone day, when Johnny gets this great idea. "Let's take turns sliding down the banister rail!" he suggests.
"Oh no," answers Suzy, "That's way too scary!"
"No, it's not. It'll be fun!" says little Johnny as he proceeds to the top of the stairs. The banister rail is long and very smooth, with a large, beautiful, marble ball at its base. Johnny climbs on and down he goes, squealing with excitement as he goes. He jumps off just before he gets to the bottom of the rail and the marble ball.
"That was great," he screams. "Come on, Suzy, you try now."
Suzy still isn't quite sure that this is such a good idea. "No," she says, "it looks too scary."
"No, it's not!" exclaims little Johnny, and away he goes again to the top of the stairs. He climbs onto the rail, and down he goes again, having just as much fun as he did the first time. Again jumps off just before he gets to the bottom of the rail and the marble ball.
Finally, after much persuasion, Suzy agrees to give it a try. She climbs to the top of the stairs, then straddles the rail, and slowly lets go with her hands. Down she goes, a lot faster than she expected. right into the marble ball below. Suzy starts to cry and almost falls off the banister rail.
Little Johnny notices that Suzy is crying and holding her private parts in shear agony. "Maybe you'd better let me see," he suggests.
Suzy lifts her little dress and pulls down her panties.
Suddenly, little Johnny's face goes pale white. "Oh, no!" he shouts. "This is horrible. you knocked *it* right off!"
